so i came out on facebook today
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
…This pleases me.
My day is ruined.
“We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world.”
i’m gonna pee all over them
how in the hell
I didn’t really have a huge problem with this, but then I saw that they were using the term “heterophobia” and that did it for me.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not heterophobic, but this seems silly. What is there really to be aware about? and why does it need a whole month?
They can have, like, an hour of me being aware of their plights as the main, and dominant, sexuality on earth.
There are many words out there to express a feeling of “This is worthy of barely comprehensibly good.”
A common one is Epic, which, while not bad if it involves a lot of energy, it falls short in most areas, even its intended use.
Amazing is another common one, and it is not bad, though it is over used.
Awesome is very much the most used one, and while it is a substitution for awe inspiring, it most definitely does not have a deapth to it.
The word Glorious, on the other hand, is the perfect descriptive word.
for example “That explosion was epic.” vs “that explosion was truly Glorious.”
the second one seems to make the explosion seem so much more than it was in the first description.
another example is: “That feels amazing.” vs “That feels Glorious.”
That one is a bit closer, but lets be honest, while you are pleasuring someone, would you rather they say the first one, or the second?
Yes, this exactly. Plus a bit of fascism.
Class warfare? not yet. but if they keep this up, it might begin to escalate.